September 17, 2007

New 7 Sentence Story

1) Tough, muscular guy is lifting weights in his weight room when his alarm goes off letting him know it's lunchtime.

2) He strains and struggles to open the jar to put the pickles on his hamburger.

3) His wife offers to help, but he declines telling her he is strong enough to take down a pickle jar.

4) Tough guy tries to blow up jar with rocket launcher, etc.

5) Wife offers again, but he yells at her having become so frustrated.

6) He pulls a muscle in his arm and yelps in pain.

7) He finally realizes he's not as strong as he thinks he is and calmly asks his wife to open the jar for him. *Pop*

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